The Shocking Truth

Despite his adorable rolls of baby fat and his extremely endearing infant face, Everett proved himself to be deceptively rugged, even as a new-born. Upon the strong recommendations of his older sister, Everett’s parents purchased a wet-wipe warmer for him as well. It soon became clear however, that while the comfort of heated washcloths on his bottom was not unappreciated, he had the constitution to endure far more primitive conditions when called upon to do so. In a pinch, when the warmer was unplugged, or ran out of wipes, Everett withstood what could be described as artic washcloths containing water straight from the faucet with only an initial fortifying gasp.